Members Only

Updated: June 25, 2021

 

The Members Only section is open to all present and former members of the Fortuna Seventh-day Adventist church.  You are welcome to obtain the password either by phoning the church office at 707 725-6164 or emailing fsdaoffice@yahoo.com.    Office hours are 10:00 to 2:00 Tuesday & Thursday.     

 

                                                July Birthdays

     02 REINA PINEDO
     05 TERRY GUSTIN
     06 DAVID PERRY,   KATHRYN MATHESON
     15 PAM BADZIK
     16 GARY SUTSCH,   JANELLE VOIGHT
     17 GEORGE MILLER,    BRIAN WHITCHURCH,    DANEIL JERONIMO
     18 MIA MAZZONE-CLEMENTI
     19 BILL MASON
     22 LIBBY BURGARA,    MICHAEL NORTON
     25 MICHAEL CHAPMAN,    CHANCE RADOVICZ
     27 LORRAINE SCHUELER,    CHAROLETTE WAREHAM
     28 GIONA (JONAH) MAZZONE-CLEMENTI
     31 NORMA BARNHART

 

                                                JULY ANNIVERSARIES

     JULY 01 ANDY & LORRAINE SCHUELER
     JULY 03 JOHN & NANCY SUTSCH
     JULY 06 RUBEN & LALITA BRINCKHAUS
     JULY 12 NATHAN & VAL WIKANDER

 

                                                 “CHURCH CHUCKLE”


Q. WHAT KIND OF MAN WAS BOAZ BEFORE HE MARRIED?
A. RUTHLESS!

Q. WHAT DO THEY CALL PASTORS IN GERMANY?
A. GERMAN SHEPHERDS!

Q. WHO WAS THE BEST BIBLICAL BABY-SITTER?
A. DAVID. HE ROCKED GOLIATH TO A DEEP SLEEP!

Q. WHO WAS THE BEST BIBLICAL COMEDIAN?
A. SAMSPON….HE BROUGHT DOWN THE HOUSE!

Q. WHAT KIND OF CAR DID THE APOSTLES DRIVE?
A. PROBABLY A HONDA, BECAUSE THEY WERE IN ACC0RD.

 

                                    GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME TRIVIA

“Liberty Enlightening the World” was The Statue of Liberty’s official name. (I would have changed my name too.)

Over 150 million hotdogs are consumed on the 4 th of July. (That’s a lot of little piggies crying wee, wee, wee all the way to the BBQ)

The Boston Tea Party’s tea shipment was ruined due to a Protest against the British. (Temper, temper, temper)

Each 4 th of July the Liberty Bell is rang 13 times. (Now, I’m no expert, but 13 is an unlucky number. Maybe that’s why it cracked!!!)

The estimated population of the United States on July 4, 1776 was 2.5 million people. (No wonder they needed so many hotdogs!!)

The first US flag had 50 Stars and 13 Stripes.(There’s that unlucky #13 again.)

The total number of people who signed the Declaration of Independence is 56. (Then why didn’t the flag have 56 stars then...maybe we could have had 56 states! Just sayin…)